think of humans as pancakes. no two pancakes are exactly the same. all pancakes are made differently. for example, there are those ones where u just add water. then there are the ones where u need milk and oil and eggs n shit. some pancakes are more complex than others. some pancakes take longer to cook. some pancakes taste good with strawberries, others with just syrup. we are all pancakes u guys. it’s okay.
Making breakfast food in the middle of the night is always a good idea.
I’ve stopped drinking for drunkenness, and started drinking to drown.
Not all Drow.
Q:What do you think about the game Cookie Clicker?
I’ve heard good things
Long while back I had this computer. This computer was a constant source of problems. Hardware failures, software glitches, et cetera. In its defense, I probably shouldn’t’ve named it HAL-1000. But eventually, after some years, I just gave up on it. And then one day I pulled an Office Space with my good friend Richard, and I beat it to death with a Louisville Slugger.
I’ve kept the pieces, ‘cause they’ve got an imperial fucktonne of sentimental value. And it’s got a truly epic kill under its belt, y’know? I’m thinkin’ of doin’ somethin’ with ‘em, though. The current idea is to maybe stick some scrap metal in the cracks, wrap it with a few pieces of metal banding to keep it together, hammer through a couple/few bigass Jesus spikes, and then tightly wrap it with barbed wire.
The goal isn’t combat functionality, as I have actual weapons for that; it’s the rule of cool. Please send me questions, comments, suggestions?
EVERY. SINGLE. PLAYTHROUGH. The very minute I drop onto Eden Prime and level up my party, I put Jenkins in one of the two best heavy armours (either a Colossus X or a Predator H X), with variations on the best armour mods (a pair of Energized Plating X’s for DR, or Medical Exoskeleton X’s for regen, or Kinetic Exoskeleton X’s for shield recovery, or Shield Interface X’s for raw shields), hoping against all odds that maybe this time he’ll live through it.