#I actually thought this was Marvel trans!Pepper AU for a second?#and this is totally how it would be#if anyone Tony knew was trans#it’s like oh OK that’s cool#you wanna hit Versace now or wait until the new collection’s out?#you gonna do hormones? Surgery?#JARVIS find me someone who does surgery#don’t you worry peps#we’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan (via dixie-chicken)
I nearly died from headcannon it’s perfect
No you don’t understand
"We’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan." sounds like a sentence Tony must have definitely said
Q:what do you look for in a man? ;)
Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 20 kg. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5 kg. Phosphorus, 800 g. Salt, 250 g. Saltpeter, 100 g. Sulfur, 80 g. Fluorine, 7.5 g. Iron, 5 g. Silicon, 3 g. And trace amounts of 15 other elements.
Sorcerer: Let’s do a good cop bad cop deal.
Ranger: Alright, I’m game.
Oracle: This may be more effective if the half-orc isn’t the good cop.
We’re funny, okay?
THIS IS EXCELLENT except I have to disagree with one point: Jane Austen wouldn’t be hella annoying on social media - she’d just be trolling all the time.
I agree about Austen. Troll 4LYF.
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
I want alcohol so strong, that it burns your name out of my throat.