We have a saying, my people. “Don’t kill if you can wound, don’t wound if you can subdue, don’t subdue if you can pacify and don’t raise your hand at all until you’ve first extended it.”
I’ve been waiting years for this gifset to come into my life.
But what if he was speaking Gallifreyan about really complicated physics and all the TARDIS could translate was ‘Physics’
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
Come on…you know that we take our eggs over easy…and there should be at least two of them.
This is ridiculous. Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small, concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.
I only order my eggs over hard. Unless I’m putting them inside a tortilla with various other stuff, then they’re scrambled. Sometimes people make me omelettes. But I absolutely never eat eggs over easy, with the whites still a skosh runny.
If I were to be so crass and unsafe as to put my piece on the table, I’d have it at my right, because that’s my dominant hand.
take a deep breath and repeat after me:
- i am not a letter grade
- i am not a gpa
- i am not a statistic
- i am not just a student
- i am good at something
- i am more than what an institution tells me i am
- i am legend
- i am iron man
- i am the monster parents tell their children about at night
- i am the doctor
- i am an angel of the lord
So I found a fitness website with a Mass Effect theme. You have no idea how happy this makes me. Also Jack is punching the fuck out of someone. Perfection I’m glad Jack is in this too.
I’m gonna get a Miranda Butt